When I was listing my facts on last nights Liebster Award, I listed that I totally have a crush on Marco Rubio.  ‘Tis true.  Bryon used to tease me about it.  We talked about everything from politics and religion to bodily functions (sorry if that’s TMI but it’s true) and our current and past celebrity crushes.  We were comfortable with celebrity crushes.  No jealousy.

I usually write about deep things on this blog.  Deep and painful things.  So today is Friday and I decided to do something fun.  I am going to write about my celebrity crushes through the years.  This is just the highlights.  It is not a complete list.

Alex P. Keaton/Michael J Fox

Alex Keaton…he’s so cute.

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Scott Baio/Charles

I don’t even know what Charles’ last name was but I wanted him to be in charge of me.

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George Stephanopoulos

6th grade Kerry watched Good Morning America every morning before catching the school bus and George Stephanopolous was the highlight.  Can’t say I have a crush on him now but I do think he is better looking now.

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Dylan McKay/Luke Perry

7th grade Kerry was seriously stressed out because her name would be Kerry Perry when she and Luke Perry got married.  Because it was totally going to happen.

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Zack Morris/Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Come on, we all were wishing he was calling us on his brick-like cell phone.

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Joe Hackett/Tim Daly

I definitely preferred Joe over Brian on Wings.  Damn you, Helen Chapman.

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Jesse Katsopolis/John Stamos

If you didn’t have a crush on Uncle Jesse, you are lying.  And John Stamos is another one who has gotten even better looking with age.

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Hugh Jackman as Leopold.

What’s not to love about good, old fashioned chivalry, where a man makes a “proper overture, preferably in writing.”  All I know is if he tried to sell me some Farmer’s Bounty, I would totally buy it.

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Luke Wilson

Because Old School is only one of the funniest movies ever.

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Jacoby Ellsbury

Oh…so many innuendos I could make.  Anyway it doesn’t matter because he ended up being a traitor.  Sorry but I don’t find pinstripes attractive on anyone. #sorrynotsorry #redsoxgirl4eva

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Rob Gronkowski

Those eyes.

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The young Lt. Joe Kenda

But not the older (real) Lt. Joe Kenda.  Or maybe I just watch too much Homicide Hunter on Discovery ID.  Unfortunately if he came knocking on my door, something would be very, very wrong.

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Marco Rubio

And of course, Marco Rubio.

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Fess up!  Who were/are your celebrity crushes?